Watch Portland Timbers fans lose it after sensational thunderbastard golazo 6 years ago

Watch Portland Timbers fans lose it after sensational thunderbastard golazo

Dairon Asprilla bagged his second MLS goal for Portland Timbers and made the sequel light years better than the original.

Well, we assume so, as we haven't actually seen his debut league goal. However, by the law of averages, it probably wasn't as stunning as this.

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Asprilla channeled his inner Faustino with a rocketed effort from distance to fire Portland 2-1 up against FC Dallas just after the break.

Cue chaos from the support. There wasn't a log left un-chainsawed in the city.