We're starting to think that Gibraltarian football team Mons Calpe are on to something with their new kit.
Struggling to pick out team-mates during away games? Stick a lighthouse on the shirt so they'll stand out.
Worried about your defensive solidity at home? Make sure you keep things rock-solid by adorning the kit with a literal rock. It's obvious when you think about it.
While we're not sure the whole 'kit design as metaphor' approach has any grounding in science, or even in common sense, it's always worth a shot.
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