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Published 11:31 12 Oct 2015 BST
Updated 12:00 12 Oct 2015 BST

In goal, Pitta Schmeichel[/caption]
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Bakery Sagna at right-back[/caption]
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Nathan Baker in the middle[/caption]
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Alongside Gary Medeleine[/caption]
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Patisserie Evra completes the back four[/caption]
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Champions League winner Igor Biscuit as your holding midfielder[/caption]
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In front of him is Doughy Barton[/caption]
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And Macaron Fellaini[/caption]
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Brian Eclair supports the front two[/caption]
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Who consist of Brownie Ideye[/caption]
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And Shefki Cookie[/caption]
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And who can keep them under wraps (sorry)? Mark Battenberg, of course[/caption]
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