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12th Oct 2015

The JOE baking XI (Gallery)

Tom Victor

Inspired by Manchester City star Kevin de Bruyne’s love of baking, we have come up with a themed XI.

Each player has a connection to bread, dough, cakes or baking. If you think you can do better, let us know via Twitter.

Here’s who made the cut.

In goal, Pitta SchmeichelBakery Sagna at right-backNathan Baker in the middleAlongside Gary MedeleinePatisserie Evra completes the back fourChampions League winner Igor Biscuit as your holding midfielder



In front of him is Doughy BartonAnd Macaron FellainiBrian Eclair supports the front twoWho consist of Brownie IdeyeAnd Shefki CookieAnd who can keep them under wraps (sorry)? Mark Battenberg, of course