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Published 07:42 1 Nov 2017 GMT

It was no slip of the hand or a pat gone wrong. That was a vigorous rubbing of a finger against a bumhole. El-Shaarawy swung around in shock after feeling his sphincter being manipulated but, upon seeing the owner of the finger, he just laughed it off like a champ. Perhaps El-Shaarawy had a rabbit's foot hidden inside his bottom because the rubbing brought some good luck to Perotti who, in the second half, scored Roma's third and final goal to put them top of Group C. https://twitter.com/stuartsmith89/status/925458392415600641 https://twitter.com/AceMasters21/status/925526931583438848 https://twitter.com/br_mburu/status/925482275516674048 https://twitter.com/GeeMac23/status/925459285395542016You dont wanna score when Perroti is around...straight in pic.twitter.com/snQHk3p4eZ #ROMCHE
— jay N (@MrJay_81) October 31, 2017
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