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25th December 2015
11:39pm GMT

Next there's LA Galaxy's Steven 'Stevie G' Gerrard, who thanked his followers for their 'incredible support' (thumbs up). His nod to the holiday season came in the shape of three very large bags for life...
Then of course there's Cristiano Ronaldo. The Portuguese was surrounded by friends in what looked like some kind of fancy marquee. Are the young women meant to be reindeers? It's difficult to say...
Real Madrid teammate James Rodríguez was snapped in a more refined setting. Although we can't work out whether that tree is f*cking enormous or he and his missus are very very small...
Robert Lewandowski posed aside a regular sized tree for his Instagram post. The Bayern man looked very dapper indeed, as if preparing for a posh soiree of some sort. Like Come Dine With Me, but Polish...
Alas, when it comes to Christmas trees, it was bloody typical of the ever stylish Andrea Pirlo to trump all-comers with his quite beautiful effort. The man is a walking look book...
Finally, there's Barca's Neymar, who was pictured happily perched upon the knee of possibly the creepiest looking Santa we've ever seen in our lives. Why the blue eye shadow? Why not...

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