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Published 12:11 23 Mar 2017 GMT

"The defendant was being shoved up against the barrier and then jumped over it to prevent discomfort having had a new tattoo. "He ran towards the pitch but stopped himself before entering the pitch. "This was in the last minute of the game when Newcastle scored and he was celebrating. "He didn’t encroach into the pitch as he knows he shouldn’t and was quickly apprehended."The belly tattoo defence! GENIUS!!! Well, it wasn't that genius as Smailes was ordered to pay a total of £484 plus £85 court costs and £32 victim surcharge for his behaviour.
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