Jose Mourinho gives clearest indication yet that there’s absolutely nothing to report about his future

Don't dare pretend you're not sick of hearing about Jose Mourinho. If you're reading this, you're clearly still interested.

Are we any nearer to knowing what the hell is going on with his future? Of course we're bloody not. It just wouldn't be a normal day without giving you all some form of update on the situation. Today's highly informative news comes in the light of more reported interest in Mourinho from Paris Saint-Germain. Despite the rumours that Mourinho is set to take charge of the French champions in the summer being quashed a couple of times, more reports surfaced recently that he might be the man to replace Laurent Blanc. Good old Sky Sports hunted the former Chelsea boss down to try and establish if he would be heading to France in the summer. "I go to Montreal for the Grand Prix and carry on enjoying my life," Mourinho said, shaking his head. "Not with Manchester United?" he was then asked (quite a weird question given that - as far as we're aware -United have no plans on attending the Canadian Grand Prix). "With nobody," he replied. Aside from learning that Jose likes his F1, we've learned very little from all this. As you were.