Franck Ribery showcases horrendous new haircut in Liverpool clash
It's an, erm, interesting take on the classic back and sides
Thirty-five is a precarious age when it comes to hair. Many men are worried about losing it – many do. It’s a curse based purely on chance; some get lucky, some don’t.
One of the lucky ones, for reasons I can't comprehend after seeing this image, is Franck Ribery.
Ahead of Bayern's Champions League last 16 clash with Liverpool at the Allianz Arena, father-of-four Ribery decided to shave a number 7 into the side of his barnet.
It's the sort of thing a child might do, and even then that child would probably be laughed at by all of their child friends.
Everyone having a laugh at Ribery for his haircut when in fact it's a very clever 'Franck is greater than *person standing behind him*' joke that no one except him gets. pic.twitter.com/Te8OBHJAJ5
— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) March 13, 2019
It caps off a fine few months for Ribery.
In January, the Frenchman blasted fans who questioned him spending £1,000 on a gold steak at Salt Bae's restaurant in Dubai, before moaning about failing to win the Ballon d'Or in 2013 - again.
Still, if both of those episodes were embarrassing, they're still nothing compared to this latest, terrible act.