Chelsea sign Real Madrid star Gareth Bale…according to Forbes

Gareth Bale has apparently signed for Chelsea...

Absolutely nobody saw the Real Madrid star's move to Stamford Bridge coming...except Forbes, that is.

If you spat your coffee out all over the computer, so did we. It seems everybody missed the transfer scoop of the summer. Only we're not really sure where they got their info. Nobody even bothered to check Wikipedia, it seems. We imagine there may be an intern getting a severe b*llocking right about now. Twitter obviously had something to say about it...