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23rd Apr 2018

QUIZ: Guess the price of the hideous Royal merchandise

No garden party is complete without a Royal sick bag

Ciara Knight

Brace yourself, the Royal merch is coming (again).

Royal merchandise – it’s tacky, unreliable and an absolute essential in every household.

We’ve got a glass candle holder at home with Princess Diana’s face etched onto it. Why do we have that? Is it a fitting tribute to her? Is it a practical candle holder? No. It is unnecessary clutter that for some reason one of my parents paid actual money for.

Stupidity of Royal merch aside, you’re going to shit when you see how much some of this stuff costs.

Test your knowledge of tacky merchandise pricing below. Good luck!