Like most people, I judge the success of a world leader solely by their legs.
But which world leader has the most impressive pins? It’s a question that has plagued the media for quite some time. How can we take these important folk seriously until we have determined who has the best looking legs? Less talking, more leggy displays, I say.
I’ve compiled some photographs below of eight world leaders who are all very worthy finalists from our highly publicised shortlist. It’s time. Let’s get to the bottom of this important question.
Vladimir Putin’s mermaid tail is sensual and seductive, much like his leadership skills. In this particular photograph, all other personnel were instructed not to look at his predatory pins.
Queen Elizabeth, although rarely given credit, has a Lego-esque set of leggos. Unfortunately, her offspring did not inherit similar traits.
Ban Ki-moon is the envy of the UN when he unleashes his perfect pins. Even his wife has been overheard saying she’s irrationally jealous.
Pope Francis is actually part squid, not that you’d notice in his regular garments. The Pope’s pins are worthy of the spotlight, give the public what they want, Francis!
Robert Mugabe regularly pours his curves into an ill-fitting suit, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t aware of what’s hiding beneath them. Go you Mugabe!
Francois Hollande actually initiated the ‘hot dogs or legs?’ movement a few years ago, after he posted an enviable snap poolside in the south of France. Work it, gurl.
Angela Merkel is so fond of her five-a-day, she often has one on the road! Just kidding, those are her actual legs and we can see why they made front page news earlier today. Simply stunning.
Donald Trump’s legs, much like his cabinet, are mostly white and full of shit. He might try to hide his legs as well as his bad intentions, but now we know what lies underneath his size large pantaloons.
