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03rd Apr 2015

Fashion police! ISIS is turning on hipsters now…

Too cruel for school...

Ben Kenyon

Those trendy hipsters with their skinny jeans and their groovy music.

We’ve all seen these cool cats down the high street. They’re a menace!

Well, it seems like ISIS has had enough of their hipster ways.

The head-chopping terror group has decided to clamp down on anyone they find rocking a pair of skinnies in the street.

Militia men will also throw people in jail if they’re found listening to music on their phones or smoking.

How about doing something positive…and stick a fatwa on shellsuits?

(H/T Mirror Online)