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Published 12:33 4 Aug 2017 BST


"Life... life is good! I'm so happy to be here in my psychedelic tiger shirt, having good fun with good music and good people. Why can't this just be life? This is what life should be like all the time. I kinda wanna hug someone. Would that be weird? It's all love, man. It's all love."
"Yes. Yesssss. YEEEEEEESSSSSS. That lemonade is really kicking in. That's some fizzy fuckin' lemonade. And this music is gooooood. Oh shit, that's my song! That's my fuckin' song! LEMONAAAAAAADE."
"Shit. This doesn't feel right. Is it my mouth? Fuck, it's my mouth. Why does my mouth feel like it's disappearing? Why does the guy in front of me have a pot plant? How is her t-shirt so... white? Who are all these people? Why has my mouth disappeared? A pot plant? Where did he get that? Should I get my own pot plant? Fuck, I'm thinking too much. Fuck, I need to get out of my head. Fuck, I need a pot plant."
"WhydidIdrinkthreelitresoflemonadeIdidnotneedthatmuchlemonadethatwastoomuchlemonademythroatmythroatwhatisthismusicwhyishetakingapictureofthepotplantwhereismypotplant?????"
"Why. Do. You. Have. A. Pot. Plant????"
"ergkjnerlgkjenrgkerngklewnjfkernker fekrfj ekgnergnren r3444444sffsdsfsfff"
"Okay... alright... I'm good. We're all good here. Just don't look at the plant pot. Holy shit. That lemonade is fizzy."
"Okay, it's all good. It's all under control. Just tenderly squeeze Pot Plant Guy's shoulder and hang on for dear life. It's all going to be fine. It's all good. I've still got my psychedelic tiger shirt. I've still got my beauty pageant sunglasses... I think that's enough lemonade for now."
Check out the full Boiler Room set below. Psychedelic Tiger Shirt Guy's best bits kick in from 43:00.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq2z2u58ma0&feature=youtu.be&t=43m29sLifestyle
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