This is how you deal with con-artists.
Nobody is really sure how or why, but at least once in your lifetime - a phone scammer will come calling for you.
For the most part, people don't tend to fall for the scam but some people must, or else the grifting industry would have shrivelled up and died by now.
Dave Holmes, a writer with Esquire, took to Twitter today to describe his experience with the world's worst phone scammers and it was absolutely hilarious.
The next time one of these phone-scammers gets your number, take a leaf out of Holmes' book and turn the tables on them.
Here's what he did, in his own words:
https://twitter.com/DaveHolmes/status/690301174868643840
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