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Published 16:24 19 Feb 2018 GMT

He claims it is the city of Los Angeles and that everything in the future is made out of wood, including 'buildings, houses and vehicles'.
Vehicles made out of wood? Really? You mean boats?
That's right, 3000 years into the future wood will somehow become the predominant building material, very much as though you had gone back in time rather than forward.
Edward states that humans are eventually forced to live on a wooden platform above the water due to the ice caps melting after global warming.
Whilst he doesn't detail how humans magically construct a gigantic pier to live on whilst all doggy paddling, he does describe a huge spike in mortality rate due to the Biblical flooding.
Not because of everyone drowning, because cities are now underwater, but because people are killing each other for "pieces of bread" or a "litre bottle of clear water".
Apparently these are the two most precious items for life in this post-apocalyptic water-y nightmare.
Edward hilariously details the story of his adventures in the future which include a 998 year old man named Zach, who tells him that almost half the population of Earth fly off to another planet in 4028, leaving everyone else to die because - as Edward points out - you can't just drink the water from the oceans.
He then showcases the pièce de résistance, the indisputable evidence of what looks like a very poorly photoshopped image that doesn't seem consistent in either angle, light, colour and scale.
You can watch the small boy dressed in a blazer two sizes too big for him tell you his searing visions of time travel below.
Or, for a more realistic account of the future, you can just watch the music video for 'Year 3000'. The choice is yours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhEhpb1RIs
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