His body is ready, he likes turtles and all it takes to turn him on is a good hug - this could be the best dating profile ever.
The fact he has TWO thumbs will definitely prepare him well for the onslaught of lady callers.
Writer, known on Twitter as Technically Ron let Google autocomplete run wild in order to create this dating profile:
https://twitter.com/technicallyron/status/690175736225882112
Once the tweet picked up speed, he was quick to offer his services...
https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/690234950596071425