Personality Test: What takeaway should you get tonight?

Takeaways, am I right?

True story: One time I was so hungover that I legitimately Googled 'takeaway genre' because I couldn't remember what types of takeaway options existed, nor could I remember the word for 'options'. Whatever your reason for requiring a takeaway tonight, I am here to relieve you of the hassle of trying to work out what your stupid body is craving. You've got enough to be thinking about. This does not need to be a painful task, I got you, fam. Simply answer ten multiple choice questions and together, with me doing all of the heavy lifting, we will get to the bottom of this difficult decision. All I am asking is that you take my hand and trust me.

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