Folks, it's been another strong month over on Twitter dot com with users outdoing themselves by producing some of the funniest tweets the world has ever seen.
We're now entering a stage in Twitter's prowess where its funniest users are going to take over. They'll start by taking our jobs, then our blood platelets, then our dogs and finally our vinyl collections. There's nothing that we can do. They are unstoppable. All we can do is watch.
Topics discussed on Twitter this month included the tragic passing of Jeremy Renner's app, the flexibility of Quentin Tarantino's name, the previously unknown savagery committed by apples unto their friends, cosmetic surgery and humble brags from Lizzo fans, among others.
Here's 20 of the funniest tweets you might have missed this month, you heathen.
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https://twitter.com/CamGurrrl/status/1168476142136942592
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https://twitter.com/nsilverberg/status/1169029331491966976
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https://twitter.com/bigdupu/status/1169010155184447489
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https://twitter.com/Rauss_Mc/status/1169758050401554432
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https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/1170760994743824387
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https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1170886669995667461
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https://twitter.com/mollydeez/status/1171526437381140480
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https://twitter.com/dan_egg/status/1170584289249038336
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https://twitter.com/miccaeli/status/1177465944173506560
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https://twitter.com/matchu_chutrain/status/1174122459026477057
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https://twitter.com/rhysjamesy/status/1174339743657680898
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https://twitter.com/supermathskid/status/1175722221144334336
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https://twitter.com/KingFurey_/status/1170669232624979968
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https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1175146153056169985
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https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/1176177906369912835
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https://twitter.com/CrappyFumes/status/1177122102941372416
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https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/1178368688396726272
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https://twitter.com/CampbellxEmma/status/1178400639208116224
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https://twitter.com/peaceandbruv/status/1170784393708937221
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https://twitter.com/mrjohndarby/status/1171596262606548992
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