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19th July 2019
03:36pm BST




A naïve Twitter user will misunderstand one of the aforementioned comedian's weak jokes, replying earnestly out of the goodness of his heart
A conspiracy theorist is going to shit over everything and try to find a deeper meaning in the landing because he is 35, very sad inside and still lives with his parents



Thankfully, someone will play along with his lunacy and keep us mildly entertained
An aspiring journalist will be hungry for a scoop, clutching at straws for a quirky think piece to pitch to their editor




Someone who doesn't watch the news or see any value in keeping up with current affairs will use Twitter as their own personal search engine
Celebrities will struggle to remain relevant during such a historic event, but persevere regardless




There's going to be a massive rush to see who can create a parody account first, then subsequently run the whole thing into the ground





Finally, corporate Twitter is going to jump on that sweet, sweet gravy train, putting an end to an otherwise enjoyable day over on Twitter.com






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