As a big fan of ruining the innocence of childhood beyond repair, on this occasion I've decided to combine the delightfully twisted script from American Psycho with the wholesomeness and innocence of the Rugrats.
Was this necessary? Was this an important thing to do? Will this solve the world's problems? Absolutely not, but it's probably time better spent as opposed to reading The Sun.
Enjoy never sleeping again.
Images via Nick, words and lead image via Lionsgate
