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30th Apr 2018

The Rock has photoshopped Kevin Hart onto a picture of his baby daughter

#OnDaddysPecMeat is officially the best hashtag in the history of the entire world

Kyle Picknell

Can you smellllllllll what the Rock is… photoshopping?

The ‘Dwayne Johnson’ Rock, hold on, Dwayne ‘The Johnson’ Rock, one sec, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson – there we go – has once again proved he is both king of the ring and king of the internet with his latest instagram post celebrating the birth of his daughter.

He absolutely cannot be defeated. Not by a Kane choke slam, not by a stunner and above all else, and certainly not by longtime verbal jousting nemesis Kevin Hart.

Tiana Gia Johnson, The Rock’s third daughter, was born last week and the big man took to social media to post an adorable picture of him holding his newborn child. It hit well over 10 million likes and was genuinely adorable.

Somehow, he has managed to top it.

Less than a week later, The Rock is back watching the likes role in, this time in honour of his only son, Kevin Hart. It’s a heartfelt masterpiece and even includes a very, very special message for the American comedian that you might struggle to read without tears. Grab a Kleenex, this is powerful stuff:

“To my beloved son,
Twinkle Twinkle little Hart
I just don’t know where to start
Daddy will always love and protect your tiny little soul
Even though you were delivered directly out of the butthole.”

Beautiful, beautiful words, Rock.

Kevin Hart, to his credit, knew he was defeated. He replied “I don’t even have a comeback for this” and no less than five laughing-crying emojis, which is big praise from the funniest man in the world under 5 foot 3.

You can watch him take on JOE’s infamous “Top of the Gobs” challenge below: