
Having a bad day?
Rest assured that things can always be worse. Much, much, much worse...
What follows serves as a reminder of this, as one Radio 1 listener was given a toe-curlingly detailed account of his parents' sex lives, via a dirty poem sent by his mum to his dad.
The listener, known as 'Billy', was subjected to his mother, a post woman, reading out the poem to his dad, a plumber, live on air during the Scott Mills Show.
As you can probably imagine, it's excruciatingly bad - featuring plenty of blatantly suggestive lines disguised as references to their jobs.
We won't bother telling you much more. Just scroll down, hit the play button and prepare to be a little bit sick in your mouth...
https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark/status/1091281962118144003
Poor, poor Billy.