QUIZ: Only true Peep Show fanatics will get full marks on this quiz

JOE’s doing a quiz, JOE’s doing a quiz, everybody quiet ’cause JOE’s doing a quiz

This is not a quiz for the Peep Show casual. This is not a quiz for people who call it ‘The Peep Show’. This is a quiz for people who casually drop “chance would be a fine thing” into conversation without realising what they’re quoting and then enjoy the awkward silence that follows.

That said, everyone is welcome. If there isn’t room here for people who stand against everything I believe in, then what sort of hippy free for all is this? Good will to all men and that.

Anyway, quiz time, 20 questions. Full marks please.

Chance would be a fine thing. A fine thing indeed.

What is the name of the goth who Mark hits it off with at a house party in series one?

Vicky

Becky

Valerie

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Finish the quote from Daryl: "People like fast cars, they like women with big boobies and...

"They don't like the EU."

"They don't want a Labour government."

"They don't want the Euro."

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What is the name of the history professor in series 2, episode 4, 'University Challenge'?

Professor Tucker

Professor Macleish

Professor Ferguson

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Mark comes home to find Nancy's homeless friend Nim eating what food from Mark's freezer?

Sara Lee cake

Ben and Jerry's

Vienetta

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What is the name of Mark's sister?

Toni

Jenny

Sarah

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What type of Jam is Sophie's mother cooking in this scene?

Credit Crunch raspberry

Diana Memorial Strawberry Jam

Blair Resignation Jam

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What is The Orgazoid's real name?

Ian

Simon

Russell

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Where does Lucy and Aurora's dad want to set up a call centre, and potentially employ Mark to run it?

Hong Kong

Bangalore

Bangkok

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Jeremy uses Johnson's credit card to buy a violin, a Ted Baker suit and what?

A keyboard once belonging to David Bowie

A guitar once played by Paul McCartney

A jacket once worn by Mick Jagger

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What does Mark pretend to believe in to please Jeremy and Super Hans' band manager, Cally?

Crystal Skulls

Aliens

Astrology

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At the end of season five, Jeremy and Hans join a cult. What does Jeremy change his name to?

Jarred

Jason

Jehova

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In which European city are JLB's headquarters based?

Aberdeen

Rotterdam

Frankfurt

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Complete the quote from Zahra's boyfriend, Ben (the shit): "It's not a love story...

"It's a story about merch."

"It's a story about love."

"It's a fucking fuck story."

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What book does Jeremy get Mark in his Christmas stocking?

Anthony Beevor on Stalingrad

Roy Adkins on Trafalgar

Andrew Marr's 'Who is Tony Blair?'

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Complete the Super Hans quote from the New Year's Eve episode: "I just want to be in a controlled environment: have a Coke, a tuna sandwich; just mong out to some..."

Snow Patrol

Keane

Coldplay

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Which household item of Dobby's does Mark break in an attempt to get her to move in to his flat quicker?

Tin opener

Fridge

Microwave

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What does Jeremy plant in Jerry's coat pocket to try to force him out of Mark's flat?

A bag of cocaine

Dog faeces

A joint

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Super Hans' real name is revealed at his wedding, what is it?

Simon

Harrison

Stanley

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What sport do Mark, Jeremy, April and Angus play together in series 9?

Badminton

Tennis

Squash

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What is the final line of Peep Show?

"We do love each other really."

"I simply must get rid of him."

"We're going to be stuck like this forever."

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