What is wrong with people?
Can’t people have a nice meal without feeling the need to burst into freestyle rap at the dinner table?
It seems not. Nearly every week on Come Dine With Me, poor dinner guests have to endure some amateur Eminem’s dire attempts at rhyming.
Surely prospective contestants on the cooking show must have watched this guy and thought ‘never again must this be allowed to happen’? Surely?
https://twitter.com/curiousiguana/status/760448710941798400
Other attempts at dropping barz on the Channel 4 show have been equally horrific as people at home have curled their toes until they turned in on themselves and imploded into a cringing vortex.
There's loads of white people trying to rap on Come dine with me and I don't think I'm ever going to stop cringing.
— Conrad (@conradjsharp) April 29, 2015
There's 4 middle class white people trying to rap on come dine with me and it's making me really uncomfortable
— Joe (@j0e27) August 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/Tacheture/status/497700401102462977
Clearly lessons should have been learned from all this. Just like putting your elbows on the table, slurping your soup or burping the National Anthem, rapping has no place at a British dinner table. It’s just not cricket.
But we were wrong. An American woman on Monday night’s episode of Come Dine With Me banged out some impromptu lyrics mid meal and it was quite something.
What the hell did I just watch? pic.twitter.com/MhQBuw2f2S
— Ben Kenyon (@benkenyon) September 19, 2016
That wasn’t even the end of it either….
Not again… pic.twitter.com/EMhr9QLwRF
— Ben Kenyon (@benkenyon) September 19, 2016
It’s safe to say the British viewing public were in disbelief at what they’d just witnessed…
Just watched a woman rap on Couples Come Dine With Me and very much died inside.
— Ross Dixon (@RossDixon) September 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/AndieForbes_xx/status/777915770974179328
Put come dine with me on and some woman is rapping away, wtf she doing
— Evan Burbidge (@evanburbidge) September 19, 2016
Why is there a women rapping on come dine with me I want to throw up it's so awkward
— colin walsh (@colin_walsh11) September 19, 2016
A woman started rapping on Couples Come Dine With Me and it made me run through the patio doors and stab shards of glass into my ears.
— David Preece (@davidpreece12) September 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/PetersNicole/status/777914175196655616
Why the fuck did that lassie start rapping on come dine with me
— joanne➳ (@joannefoxxx) September 19, 2016
