What is wrong with people?
Can't people have a nice meal without feeling the need to burst into freestyle rap at the dinner table?
It seems not. Nearly every week on Come Dine With Me, poor dinner guests have to endure some amateur Eminem's dire attempts at rhyming.
Surely prospective contestants on the cooking show must have watched this guy and thought 'never again must this be allowed to happen'? Surely?
https://twitter.com/curiousiguana/status/760448710941798400
Other attempts at dropping barz on the Channel 4 show have been equally horrific as people at home have curled their toes until they turned in on themselves and imploded into a cringing vortex.
https://twitter.com/conradjsharp/status/593368564624654336
https://twitter.com/j0e27/status/760445540345737217
https://twitter.com/Tacheture/status/497700401102462977
Clearly lessons should have been learned from all this. Just like putting your elbows on the table, slurping your soup or burping the National Anthem, rapping has no place at a British dinner table. It's just not cricket.
But we were wrong. An American woman on Monday night's episode of Come Dine With Me banged out some impromptu lyrics mid meal and it was quite something.
https://twitter.com/benkenyon/status/777964532094345216
That wasn't even the end of it either....
https://twitter.com/benkenyon/status/777965430292045825
It's safe to say the British viewing public were in disbelief at what they'd just witnessed...
https://twitter.com/RossDixon/status/777914037443100672
https://twitter.com/AndieForbes_xx/status/777915770974179328
https://twitter.com/evanburbidge/status/777914695684616192
https://twitter.com/colin_walsh11/status/777914485352853504
https://twitter.com/davidpreece12/status/777914235225567233
https://twitter.com/PetersNicole/status/777914175196655616
https://twitter.com/joannefoxxx/status/777913981205970944