Folks, we have done it again. We have completed Twitter.
It’s been another strong month of content over on Twitter.com. Truly, users have surpassed themselves with their stunning wit and meme capabilities, securing Twitter’s place as the most enjoyable website on the internet.
Topics discussed this month include The Beatles’ fan realisations, the realistic features of Monopoly, a baby that looks remarkably like Ed Sheeran and Enid Blyton’s shortcomings.
Here’s 30 of the funniest tweets you might’ve scrolled past this month.
1.
really sick of how much credit stuart gets for being "little". wake up , hes the normal mouse size .. maybe even a bit bigger.
— rat (@coolbutgood) March 1, 2017
2.
https://twitter.com/matbeal/status/836952165902090241
3.
That moment you realize "The Beatles" is a pun. pic.twitter.com/O7PhM4TtzP
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) March 1, 2017
4.
Hey, @ITV2, have you considered giving up bad shows for Lent?
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) March 1, 2017
5.
I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd st, LA 90023 blue house. she gets off work at 6
— Anton Rubaclini (@AntonRubaclini) March 2, 2017
6.
https://twitter.com/Cheapshirt/status/837670041566986240
7.
https://twitter.com/parsfarce/status/837937635532234753
8.
https://twitter.com/StephAllynne/status/838230947665338368
9.
https://twitter.com/LucyXIV/status/838253293516120064
10.
The world's top 4 most expensive things by weight… pic.twitter.com/GtaPuCOuzo
— Dave Roberts (@hi_robb) March 6, 2017
11.
u : jude law
me, an intellectual : judith legislation— misbah (@Mi5bah14) March 6, 2017
12.
[watching a movie]
dog *wakes up 30 minutes into it*
me *explains everything that's happened so far*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) March 8, 2017
13.
Women can do pretty much everything a man can do except for slapping the roof of a car to say "On you go" when somebody is driving away #IWD
— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) March 8, 2017
14.
I was hooked on auctions after only going once …going twice
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) March 10, 2017
15.
https://twitter.com/RuthePhoenix/status/840191155677585409
16.
That mom bust in rhe interview like pic.twitter.com/Lr4ZJkQYAJ
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) March 11, 2017
17.
Australia has 3 a's pronounced all differently pic.twitter.com/FfZR7FQKqB
— ً (@moneyontheway) March 11, 2017
18.
Citizens of Earth. Bow to your new overlord. pic.twitter.com/ZGHbO2znvA
— Adam Johnson (@_papa_aj) March 15, 2017
19.
Why does this baby look more like Ed Sheeran than Ed Sheeran does? pic.twitter.com/3I50d7yQlh
— Tom Davies (@1TD) March 17, 2017
20.
how'd he have time to write all those plays then pic.twitter.com/O6I4qc4YPY
— Tatiana 🌈 (@tatianawrites) March 20, 2017
21.
'What are you into?' is such a broad question like do I reply with tv series or choking
— 🤧 (@Scarlet4UrMa) March 21, 2017
22.
Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton pic.twitter.com/xwwv3W6ckJ
— Tom Richardson (@TomRichardson) March 22, 2017
23.
https://twitter.com/rubytandoh/status/844527035699642368
24.
https://twitter.com/MrShaneReaction/status/845748732805206017
25.
https://twitter.com/daemonic3/status/846130931194707968
26.
https://twitter.com/DonnchaKnow/status/846479686888804352
27.
Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 27, 2017
28.
https://twitter.com/slick_is_swag/status/846717450418896896
29.
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol
— Max Wendkos (@maxwendkos) March 29, 2017
30.
I'm guessing the old one finally died of that eye infection he's had for years. pic.twitter.com/uvrhcj4PkB
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 30, 2017
Check out previous months’ funniest tweets:
