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1st February 2017
09:42am GMT

2.Life has gone downhill for postman pat and his cat pic.twitter.com/lq7wV5s15t
— Connor McLaughlin (@_ConnorM) January 1, 2017
3.WHAT DO WE WANT?
"SNIPERS!!" WHEN DO W — d i v e r s i o n (@Diversion50) January 1, 2017
4.DATE: You OK? ME: Yeah, sure. DATE: You seem a bit distracted, what are you thinking about? MY BRAIN: pic.twitter.com/DnAxL8Y6Fo
— Brian Lloyd (@BrianMLloyd) January 1, 2017
5.I could write jokes for 1000 years and never create a sentence funnier than this pic.twitter.com/JCor0vD0oR
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) January 2, 2017
6.he was ahead of his time pic.twitter.com/iQNVouihCN
— Josh (@shatterfront) January 2, 2017
7.priest: let us offer each other the sign of peace crush: peace be with you me: pls be with me crush: priest: Father: Son: Holy Spirit:
— ida ? (@idasiasoco) January 3, 2017
8.Trivial Pursuit makers change all mentions of "km" to "kilometres" as a universal find and change. Can't see what could go wrong there. pic.twitter.com/956hYeJw3B
— John Lewis (@JohnELewis) January 3, 2017
9.Steve McFadden aka Phil Mitchell enjoying the sea life at National Sea Life Centre Birmingham. pic.twitter.com/bea6yyALuw
— Birmingham Updates (@BhamUpdates) January 4, 2017
10.There should be a friendly horn sound in cars so u can be like boop thank u friend
— Legend of Chelda (@legendofchelda) January 7, 2017
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12.When someone says "you all" instead of "yall" when addressing a group of people pic.twitter.com/pyzV5a6bsL
— Shaedy (@Shaeebutter) January 11, 2017
13.Fred flintstone been driving about killie pic.twitter.com/PJbkAvV3gN
— Nick (@WheresMaJaiket) January 12, 2017
14.who is cyber bullying my son pic.twitter.com/TKapZwHhnN
— heaviside (@estrellitaxvx) January 12, 2017
15.[first date] Me: that is hilarious Date: ... Me: wait, bread or dead? Date: how would my parents be bread?
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 14, 2017
16.Not really how I imagined the second coming pic.twitter.com/dFQe1AlD5l
— ㅤ (@Sturrfridge) January 14, 2017
17.Looks like Kate decided to deal with cracks in her foundation. pic.twitter.com/5b7v7N9y4G
— Ellen Rose (@icklenellierose) January 15, 2017
18.How poetry is it? pic.twitter.com/hTpiFwzmBR
— Parker Higgins (@xor) January 17, 2017
19.Not a single engagement picture I've seen in the last two years has moved me as much as this photo of two Komodo dragons on a date. pic.twitter.com/B7C7ORhHY4
— Kate Cunningham (@KateLCunningham) January 17, 2017
20.Starbucks is hiring squid popes. pic.twitter.com/DfTs2Ku1xA
— Daniel Ralston (@danielralston) January 17, 2017
21.It's already been deleted but this tweet should go into the MOMA pic.twitter.com/VT0teXsCoP
— bella vita (@drugproblem) January 18, 2017
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) January 18, 201722.
23.BREAKING: Donald Trump vacates position as US President after 100 students protest in Leeds City Centre
— Joe Hartford (@JoeH_96) January 20, 2017
24.Creepy as fuck stock footage from Getty Images here. pic.twitter.com/rarfxFPHgT
— Luke Massey (@luke_mas) January 22, 2017
25.WHY GIVE IT A TWELVE STAR REVIEW IF IT'S BROKEN pic.twitter.com/99dvvbe2Nc
— Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) January 23, 2017
26.Guy 1: OK. Nail polish on the hand means it's a woman. Guy 2: You can't see the other hand's nails. How do we make it clear that it's a man? pic.twitter.com/wuCHuLWgQQ
— Conor Smith (@conorsmith) January 25, 2017
27."Would you like a tea? Coffee?
..... Or something stronger?" [winks] pic.twitter.com/T78pJz4tIP — Rebecca Keane (@rbcakn) January 26, 2017
28. https://twitter.com/emmetbroaders/status/826042749459787777A group of 24,601 bottles of parmesan cheese is called a Parmesan Valjean
— Abam Droud (@AdamBroud) January 26, 2017

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