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  • Iran vows to kill Benjamin Netanyahu ‘if he is still alive’

    Iran vows to kill Benjamin Netanyahu ‘if he is still alive’

    Iran played on rumours that the Israeli PM is dead Iran has vowed to kill Benjamin Netanyahu “if he is still alive”, state news outlet IRNA has reported. Rumour has been spreading in the last few days that Netanyahu is dead following on from an alleged deleted tweet and speech which many claimed was AI. […]

    2 weeks ago

  • London’s Burning and Grange Hill actor John Alford found dead in prison

    London’s Burning and Grange Hill actor John Alford found dead in prison

    He was jailed for sexually assaulting two teenage girls Actor John Alford has died in prison two months after he was jailed for sexually assaulting two teenage girls. The actor, 54, who starred in Grange Hill and London’s Burning was found dead at HMP Bure in Norfolk. Alford, whose real name was John Shannon, was […]

    2 weeks ago

  • Premier League live hub: Arsenal look to increase gap on Man City

    Premier League live hub: Arsenal look to increase gap on Man City

    It’s back! Fear not, the Premier League is back in action this weekend, as Arsenal look to increase their lead over Manchester City in the title race. Mikel Arteta’s side face Everton on Saturday Night Football at 5.30pm, before City go to West Ham on Saturday evening at 8pm. On Sunday, Manchester United host Aston […]

    2 weeks ago

  • Missile hits US embassy as Trump launches ‘most powerful bombing raids’

    Missile hits US embassy as Trump launches ‘most powerful bombing raids’

    The US embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, has been hit in a missile attack The US embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, has been hit in a missile attack, with reports suggesting part of the building’s air defence system was taken out. According to two security officials, the missile reportedly hit a helipad within the embassy compound. The […]

    2 weeks ago

  • Explosion reported at Jewish school in Amsterdam

    Explosion reported at Jewish school in Amsterdam

    “It was a deliberate attack against the Jewish community.” An explosion has damaged a Jewish school in Amsterdam, according to Dutch officials. Femke Halsema, the city’s mayor, claimed she believed the explosion was a “deliberate attack against the Jewish community”. The incident occurred early on Saturday, March 14. Damage to the school, located in an […]

    2 weeks ago

  • What could replace Winston Churchill on the new British bank note?

    What could replace Winston Churchill on the new British bank note?

    A significant change after more than 50 years Historical figures are set to be replaced by The Bank of England with images of the UK’s diverse wildlife. The change will happen on the next series of banknotes and the public has been invited to help choose the natural elements. On the nation’s currency, this marks […]

    2 weeks ago

  • This is the exact time most Brits go to bed

    This is the exact time most Brits go to bed

    New research has lifted the lid on how Brits operate after dark A new study has pinpointed the exact time most Brits go to bed – and the results might surprise you. Despite the rise of late-night scrolling, binge-watching and after-hours work, the research suggests Britain still maintains a relatively early bedtime compared with the […]

    2 weeks ago

  • I’m A Celeb star Angry Ginge reveals name change as he unveils new persona

    I’m A Celeb star Angry Ginge reveals name change as he unveils new persona

    He has a new persona Angry Ginge has adopted a new persona for the day, as he attempts to intercept hangry outbursts from Mancunians before they lose their laughter. In his new role as ‘Hangry Ginge’, the social media sensation famed for his fiery reactions and quick wit puts these skills to the ultimate test […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Cosy crime is getting a new wave of fans as Gen Z turn to Miss Marple

    Cosy crime is getting a new wave of fans as Gen Z turn to Miss Marple

    Cosy crime is getting a new wave of fans Cosy crime dramas like Miss Marple, Sister Boniface Mysteries and The Marlow Murder Club are booming in popularity – thanks to a new wave of Gen Z fans. A poll of 2,000 adults found 73 per cent of 18 to 29-year-olds are self-confessed fans of the […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Doctor issues warning to anyone who can hear ‘heartbeat’ noise in their ears

    Doctor issues warning to anyone who can hear ‘heartbeat’ noise in their ears

    Some sufferers find the condition ‘intense and debilitating’. A British GP has advised people to get checked if they can hear a ‘heartbeat’ sound in their ears. The condition is known as Pulsatile Tinnitus (PT) and leads to people hearing a whooshing sensation, similar to that of a heartbeat. Some of those who suffer from […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Oral sex is now the main cause of throat cancer

    Oral sex is now the main cause of throat cancer

    The ‘main risk factor’ is the number of partners someone has had oral sex with Oral sex is causing an “epidemic” of throat cancer, with the practice being more damaging than smoking, boozing and a bad diet. It is now more common than cervical cancer in the UK and US, an expert has said. Much […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Joey Barton has been arrested

    Joey Barton has been arrested

    BREAKING Joey Barton was in custody this morning after being arrested on suspicion of wounding after a fight. The former Manchester City footballer is one of two men who was held following an altercation near Huyton and Prescot Golf Club in Merseyside, the Daily Mail reports. Emergency services were called after reports of an assault, […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Gin and tonics can help relieve hayfever symptoms, science says

    Gin and tonics can help relieve hayfever symptoms, science says

    Goodbye hayfever For those of you who suffer from hayfever, and always forget to pick up your antihistamines, we’ve found another aid that you may have never thought of before. While some alcohols are known for causing a rather detrimental effect on those with hay fever, some alcohols boast low sulfites and histamine levels and […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Jeremy Clarkson branded ‘racist’ over name he gave his dog

    Jeremy Clarkson branded ‘racist’ over name he gave his dog

    He named his dog after a Chelsea legend Jeremy Clarkson was once accused of racism over his dog’s name, and he recalled the incident. In a Sunday Times column earlier this year, the television presenter blasted the broadcaster for “reprimanding” him for what he perceived to be a minor incident. He said he was seen […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Adam Sandler sends Jennifer Aniston flowers for Mother’s Day every year

    Adam Sandler sends Jennifer Aniston flowers for Mother’s Day every year

    It can be a difficult day for the Friends star Jennifer Aniston has revealed that Adam Sandler sends her flowers on Mother’s Day every year, providing further proof that he’s a very lovely guy. The Friends star revealed Sandler’s thoughtful gesture in an interview with the Wall Street Journal. Aniston is not a mother, and […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Leeds fans give strong reaction to Ramadan break in play during FA match

    Leeds fans give strong reaction to Ramadan break in play during FA match

    They faced Norwich on Sunday afternoon Leeds United fans applauded during a break to allow players observing Ramadan to take on fluids during their match with Norwich on Sunday. This is according to journalist Graham Smyth. A large proportion of fans within the ground are reported to have cheered during the break in play. The […]

    3 weeks ago

  • At least six dead after tornadoes hit Michigan and Oklahoma, including 12-year-old boy

    At least six dead after tornadoes hit Michigan and Oklahoma, including 12-year-old boy

    At least six people have died, and over a dozen others have been injured At least six people have died, and over a dozen others have been injured after tornadoes struck Michigan and Oklahoma. Officials have announced four people were killed in southern Michigan, including a 12-year-old boy. Two others died in Oklahoma on Friday, […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Iran issues ominous ‘target’ warning to UK amid Middle East tensions

    Iran issues ominous ‘target’ warning to UK amid Middle East tensions

    Mousavi warns Britain to be ‘very careful’ The Iranian ambassador in London, Seyed Ali Mousavi, has told the UK to be “very careful”. He went on to warn what Iran’s response would be if the UK were to get further involved in the war. Earlier this week, Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer said that the […]

    3 weeks ago

  • US embassy in Oslo hit by explosion, police say

    US embassy in Oslo hit by explosion, police say

    Officers are continuing their search for the perpetrators A powerful explosion rocked the US Embassy in Oslo on Sunday morning, damaging its entrance. The explosion struck the embassy compound in the west of Norway’s capital at around 1 am local time (midnight in the UK). According to eyewitnesses, the blast ‘shook the house’ and created […]

    3 weeks ago

  • UK airline falls into liquidation with flights no longer going ahead

    UK airline falls into liquidation with flights no longer going ahead

    BREAKING A UK airline has fallen into administration after being established in 2023. It has been a rough time for businesses in the UK recently, with everything from bar chains to retail outlets going out of business. Most recently, former darling of the pub world BrewDog announced it was closing 60 of its locations after […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Low-cost airline to launch flights from UK to US ahead of World Cup this summer

    Low-cost airline to launch flights from UK to US ahead of World Cup this summer

    A whole new world of possibilities. A low-cost airline is set to launch its first-ever transatlantic flights from the UK ahead of the World Cup. The low-cost aviation game has been a fierce competition in Europe for decades now with the likes of Ryanair, EasyJet, Wizz Air and more battling it out for the cheapest […]

    3 weeks ago

  • One of the best sci-fi movies of the 21st century is on TV tonight

    One of the best sci-fi movies of the 21st century is on TV tonight

    There’s some great films on this Saturday Our movies on TV pick for tonight, Saturday, 7 March, is one of the best sci-fi movies made this century – Blade Runner 2049. Over 30 years on from the original Blade Runner, Harrison Ford returned once again for the sequel helmed by Dune director Denis Villeneuve. Released […]

    3 weeks ago

  • A great disaster thriller movie is airing on TV tonight

    A great disaster thriller movie is airing on TV tonight

    Featuring Jodie Comer and Benedict Cumberbatch amongst its cast, the apocalyptic thriller has great reviews Acclaimed disaster thriller The End We Start From is our movies on TV pick for tonight (Friday, 6 March). Based on the novel of the same name by Megan Hunter, the movie depicts an environmental crisis which leads to London […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Greggs vending machines set to be launched in UK

    Greggs vending machines set to be launched in UK

    Game changer Everyone’s favourite British bakery chain is set to launch its very own vending machines. Greggs is known for its innovation – from the vegan sausage roll to its recent launch of a matcha range, the bakery is pretty iconic. However, its latest move might be its best yet. The chain is due to […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Here’s the five groups of people most likely to be drafted in WW3

    Here’s the five groups of people most likely to be drafted in WW3

    It’s been warned that Britain faces conscription within five years It’s safe to say that 2026 has got off to an interesting start, and the prospect of World War 3 is seeming more and more real. After years of experts increasingly warning that Putin is preparing for war with NATO, and the US and Israel […]

    3 weeks ago

  • ‘Only two’ countries in the world will survive nuclear war, study finds

    ‘Only two’ countries in the world will survive nuclear war, study finds

    Tensions have escalated in recent weeks A study has found that ‘only two’ countries in the world will survive in the case of a nuclear war. The US and Israel, who are both nuclear-armed nations, launched strikes on Iran last week, leading to an escalation in global tensions. It has led to many fearing that […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Foreign Office tells Brits to ‘leave’ two countries in new warning

    Foreign Office tells Brits to ‘leave’ two countries in new warning

    New advice has been issued The Foreign Office has issued a warning to Brits in two countries amid the outbreak of conflict in the Middle East. Since the US and Israel launched attacks on Iran last week, there has been increasing worry about the status of Brits in the region. In new advice published on […]

    3 weeks ago

  • This 64p-a-day tablet helps improve brain fog, gut health and metabolism

    This 64p-a-day tablet helps improve brain fog, gut health and metabolism

    ‘This has certainly had a positive effect’ If you’re looking for ways to improve your mental performance and cognitive function then this simple multivitamin might be the trick. This two-tablet per day supplement is designed for men to support your prostate and testosterone, strengthen your hair, skin and nails, and give you a healthy gut. […]

    1 month ago

  • Receive a £5 free bet every day of Cheltenham with our Free To Play Predictor

    Receive a £5 free bet every day of Cheltenham with our Free To Play Predictor

    Play our Cheltenham Festival Free To Play Predictor game, brought to you by BOYLE Sports, to receive a £5 free bet every day of the festival, and be in with a chance of winning a share of the daily £1,000 jackpot! For every day of the Greatest Show on Turf this year, running from Tuesday […]

    1 month ago

  • Cheltenham: Follow the 2026 festival live in our hub

    Cheltenham: Follow the 2026 festival live in our hub

    The Greatest Show on Turf is here! Follow all the action in our live hub below. Brought to you by BOYLE Sports. Bet Responsibly. Over 18s only. The Cheltenham Festival, one of the biggest events in the horse racing calendar, is set for another thrilling year in 2026. Across four days of top-class National Hunt racing, […]

    1 month ago

  • Receive a £5 free bet every day of Cheltenham with our Free To Play Predictor

    Receive a £5 free bet every day of Cheltenham with our Free To Play Predictor

    Play our Cheltenham Festival Free To Play Predictor game, brought to you by BOYLE Sports, to receive a £5 free bet every day of the festival, and be in with a chance of winning a share of the daily £1,000 jackpot! For every day of the Greatest Show on Turf this year, running from Tuesday […]

    1 month ago

  • You can get an iPad for less than £100 with this limited-time deal

    You can get an iPad for less than £100 with this limited-time deal

    You can get an iPad for less than £100 Apple fans are rushing to snap up this unmissable iPad deal, which sees the popular device get a huge discount. If you’re looking to get an iPad but don’t want to spend hundreds of pounds on one, then this deal could be perfect for you. You […]

    1 month ago

  • Apple AirPods slashed to less than £70 in limited-time deal

    Apple AirPods slashed to less than £70 in limited-time deal

    You can get them for less than £70 Apple fans can bag a pair of AirPods at one of the cheapest prices ever with this limited-time deal. A pair of 2nd gen Apple AirPods are currently priced at £69 on Wowcher, marking a huge 42% discount on the original price. The deal – which has already […]

    1 month ago

  • Study reveals the average penis size in every country in the world

    Study reveals the average penis size in every country in the world

    It’s not looking good for Brits… A study has revealed the average penis size across the globe. Ecuador came out on top, with the average manhood clocking in at an average size of 6.93 inches while erect. Coming in second place was Cameroon, where the average penis is 6.56 inches long. The top three was […]

    1 month ago

  • Dog expert reveals the best way to get your pet to behave in the car

    Dog expert reveals the best way to get your pet to behave in the car

    It’s a big problem among dog owners One in three dog owners have avoided taking their pets in the car – due to fears they’ll misbehave, bark relentlessly or damage their vehicle. A poll of 1,000 dog-owning drivers found they’ve left their pooch at home over concerns they won’t settle (31 per cent) and worries […]

    1 month ago

  • Young woman’s medical condition convinced her she was a paedophile

    Young woman’s medical condition convinced her she was a paedophile

    By Lula White A young woman has revealed how she spent four years believing she was a paedophile before discovering she was actually suffering from a type of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD). Molly Lambert, 22, developed intrusive sexual and violent thoughts as a teenager that left her convinced she was a danger to others. What […]

    1 month ago

  • Prince Harry and Meghan Markle reveal new names for both their children

    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle reveal new names for both their children

    They’re making a new start Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have reportedly given their children new names. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have redefined their identities in recent years since they stepped back from being senior members of the Royal Family back in 2020. Since then, the couple have made waves with their moves, […]

    1 month ago

  • Former Premier League star speaks on cocaine addiction with ‘damage done’

    Former Premier League star speaks on cocaine addiction with ‘damage done’

    He has opened up on his problems after retirement. Former Premier League defender Daryl Janmaat has spoken out on the “damage” that a cocaine addiction has done to his life after his career as a professional footballer. Playing a large part of his career at Newcastle United and Watford, he also enjoyed spells in his […]

    1 month ago

  • Here’s the most amount of money you should be keeping in your current account

    Here’s the most amount of money you should be keeping in your current account

    Keep more than that and you’ll be losing You shouldn’t let your money sit in your account, according to experts, as it’s like choosing to lose cash. In the UK, 6.4 million current accounts have £10,000 or more in them according to data, but what all these people probably don’t know is that they’re losing […]

    1 month ago

  • People are only just learning that Prince Harry’s name isn’t actually Harry

    People are only just learning that Prince Harry’s name isn’t actually Harry

    It doesn’t say Harry on his birth certificate The Royal Family are rarely out of the news cycle, but somehow there are still things that the public don’t necessarily realise about them. One of these is that the King’s youngest son, Prince Harry, isn’t actually called Harry. Although the Prince has distanced himself from life […]

    1 month ago

  • Woman says she should have the right to work topless like male co-workers

    Woman says she should have the right to work topless like male co-workers

    “It’s frickin’ double standards, it’s sexist” Shianne ‘The Bikini Tradie’ Foxx has slammed the fact she’s not allowed to work topless as a landscaper. Based in Sydney, the TikTok influencer was allegedly told by her boss that copying the guys in sweltering temperatures would be too much of a distraction. In a video uploaded to […]

    1 month ago

  • Who could avoid army conscription in WW3 if Britain goes to war?

    Who could avoid army conscription in WW3 if Britain goes to war?

    British military expert ‘can see clear paths’ to possible military conscription Although the government has so far ruled out the possibility of national service or conscription, it has been widely argued by experts that if tensions were to escalate and Britain found themselves in a war, the armed forces would need to enforce conscription to […]

    1 month ago

  • Safest places in the UK in the case of a nuclear attack have been revealed

    Safest places in the UK in the case of a nuclear attack have been revealed

    Full list of the safest places in the UK in case of a nuclear attack Many people have been wondering where in the UK the safest place would be when confronted with a nuclear attack. The US and Israel launched attacks on Iran over the weekend, with Trump claiming this was to “ensure that Iran […]

    1 month ago

  • You could get a spa break for just £10 with this mystery deal ‘hack’

    You could get a spa break for just £10 with this mystery deal ‘hack’

    The deal won’t be around for long Shoppers are rushing to snap up this deal that could get you a spa getaway for just £10. Wowcher has launched a Mystery Spa Break deal just in time for Mother’s Day, with the chance to win a Paris spa trip or a UK spa package. It’s similar […]

    1 month ago

  • Major UK airline cancels all Cyprus flights after RAF base attack

    Major UK airline cancels all Cyprus flights after RAF base attack

    It comes after attacks on RAF Akrotiri A major UK airline has cancelled flights to Cyprus after an Iranian attack on RAF Akrotiri. RAF Akrotiri is located in British Overseas Territory on the island, and it was struck by a drone on Sunday night (1 March). Cypriot President Nikos Christodoulides said “a Shahed unmanned aerial […]

    1 month ago

  • Households urged to buy one crucial item to prepare for war in the UK

    Households urged to buy one crucial item to prepare for war in the UK

    The important item doesn’t need to use power Households are being urged to buy one appliance to prepare for the potential outbreak of WW3, or other mass disruptions like another pandemic, internet outages, and extreme weather conditions. In a security strategy published in 2025, ministers said the UK now finds itself in “an era in […]

    1 month ago

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