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David Moyes attacks the sacking culture which seems to be emerging at Manchester United
Louis van Gaal gets the vote of confidence
11 years ago

Facebook is introducing a new suicide prevention tool
Facebook has created a series of tools for users to notify the company if they see a Facebook friend exhibiting worrying behaviour on the site. The tools have been built with the help of Samaritans and will be rolled out in the UK following successful trials in the United States and Australia. According to Wired UK, once you […]
11 years ago

Dana White is pulling out all the stops to make UFC 196 weigh-in one to remember
This is going to be brilliant…
11 years ago

VIDEO: Soccer Saturday gang can’t believe the Millwall goalkeeper’s amazing improvisation
Like a boss…
11 years ago

VIDEO: Millwall fans appear to throw punches at trapped police officers
Ugly scenes during Millwall’s 3-0 win…
11 years ago

VIDEO: Inter Milan director confirms that Mourinho is joining Man United
The question changed a while back. It went from ‘Will he, won’t he’ to ‘How quickly can he start?’ Only this week, Jose Mourinho expressed his deep fondness for Inter Milan President and former boss Massimo Moratti, but stressed that he would not be returning to Serie A any time soon. But it seems that the […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Real Madrid physio fixes James Rodriguez’ dislocated shoulder in five seconds
It’s just a more highbrow approach to the magic water. Get a physio to pull at your arm. James Rodriguez looked in awful pain during Real Madrid’s Champions League win over Roma. He was pointing to his shoulder, he wasn’t moving his left arm and he seemed to be signalling that there was something wrong […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: The bizarre theory that Mourinho failed at Chelsea on purpose to get the Man United job
Conspiracy theorists everywhere. We’ve all heard the suggestions that some Chelsea players simply didn’t contribute their maximum efforts under Jose Mourinho in order to get him the sack. In fact a few of the squad were referred to as ‘rats’ for a fair while. But now there’s a new theory gathering momentum – that born winner […]
11 years ago

Liverpool on the brink of crazy windfall for the naming rights to Anfield stand
How much now?
11 years ago

Where and how to catch all of Saturday’s televised games
A cracking day ahead. Whether you’re a fan of Serie A, La Liga, FA Cup or even Welsh football, there’s something for you on the box today. In fact, you could quite feasibly spend the whole day glued to the screen watching wall-to-wall games. Below is a full schedule of live games on UK television from Arsenal […]
11 years ago

Samuel Eto’o blocks release of ‘revenge porn’ book, written by former mistress
Samuel Eto’o has stopped the release of a kiss and tell ‘Revenge Porn’ book, written by his former mistress, being sold in France. The 34-year-old former Barcelona, Inter Milan and Chelsea striker is reportedly furious that the details of his seven-year affair with Nathalie Koah were set to be made public. According to The Mirror, […]
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho IS set for Old Trafford in the near future… but it’s not what you might think
So, Jose Mourinho will be managing the home team at Old Trafford very soon. Unfortunately for those Manchester United supporters that want him to replace Louis van Gaal, this isn’t the announcement they’ve been waiting for. Instead, Mourinho is wanted to manage the England team in this year’s Soccer Aid on June 5. The charity event, which sees […]
11 years ago

Borussia Dortmund’s Twitter account brilliantly dismisses Gundogan to Man City report
It’s still a good few months before the transfer window reopens, but with Pep Guardiola’s move to Manchester City now confirmed, there’s plenty of speculation regarding some of the players he’s intending to bring to The Etihad. Earlier on Friday, we told you about a report from Spanish publication, SPORT, which linked Borussia Dortmund’s Ilkay […]
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal nears the sack as Ed Woodward reportedly makes contact with Jose Mourinho’s agent
Manchester United might not wait until summer to give Jose Mourinho Louis van Gaal’s job. In fact, it’s now being claimed that Ed Woodward has already made the call to the former Chelsea boss’s agent to see if he would be willing to take over from van Gaal before the end of this season. According to […]
11 years ago

Burger King start UK home delivery service
Fast food lovers across the land – rejoice: Burger King is about to launch its very own home delivery service. According to The Daily Star, the chain will be experimenting with the service from a small number of its UK restaurants before a wider trial is launched later in the year. Burger King delivery? […]
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho finally speaks about his future, ruling out a return to Inter Milan
Almost as soon as Jose Mourinho left Chelsea in December, he’s been linked with a return to football management. With Manchester United struggling under Louis van Gaal, many have tipped Mourinho’s next job to be the one at Old Trafford – but according to the man himself, he’s far from certain where his future lies. […]
11 years ago

Chelsea send Jose Mourinho some special gifts to thank him for his time as their manager
Jose Mourinho may have left Chelsea in December, but to suggest he’s not on the best of terms with his former club might be wide of the mark. According to The Telegraph, Mourinho has received a letter from Stamford Bridge thanking him for his achievements in his second spell with the club, along with replica versions […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Arsenal youngster recreates Lionel Messi’s controversial penalty
Just when we thought we’d heard the last about Lionel Messi’s penalty, this happens… Arsenal youngster Trae Coyle has imitated the Barcelona star, passing his penalty to a team-mate in the same way that Messi presented Luis Suarez with a chance to score against Celta Vigo recently. The 15-year-old certainly executed it more successfully than […]
11 years ago

This is what the ‘i’ in iPhone actually stands for
iNteresting
11 years ago

VIDEO: Kanye West speaks to reporters about his recent behaviour – and talks sense
All we’ve heard over the last few months from Kanye West is a constant diatribe on Twitter. But as he was heading to catch a flight at LAX, he stopped to talk about his recent eccentric behaviour. A reporter went straight in on Taylor Swift to talk about him insulting the star in a new […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Make delicious Nutella hot chocolate with this simple trick
Nutella obsessed
11 years ago

VIDEO: Jesus Navas’ choice of striker for his dream five-a-side team will raise a few eyebrows
Selecting a dream five-a-side team is very much the done thing for footballers these days. Just this week, Chelsea’s Willian unveiled his own very impressive line-up (but didn’t bother choosing a goalkeeper), and his fellow Brazilian Fernandinho snubbed all of his Manchester City team-mates, when he announced his. Another of City’s stars, Jesus Navas, is the latest to reveal […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Liverpool newboy has experienced near identical slip to Steven Gerrard
You couldn’t make it up. If it still hurts for Liverpool fans to relive Stevie Gerrard’s infamous slip in their crucial title run-in game with Chelsea back in 2014, they may want to look away now. It seems incoming defender Joel Matip has previous of just such an incident. The circumstances may have very different but the action plays out […]
11 years ago

Gary Neville celebrates birthday in style as Valencia make unique piece of history
Birthday cake for everyone
11 years ago

VIDEO: Athletic Bilbao star crashes home thunderous Suarez-esque volley
Forget what else was going on in the Europa League on Thursday evening, the goal of the night undoubtedly came in Marseille. Athletic Bilbao were visiting the French side, and opened the scoring courtesy of this absolute thunderbolt of a volley from Aritz Aduriz. An utterly magnificent Golazo from Aduriz vs Marseille. (GIF – @philousports) https://t.co/XZgKaU7Azs […]
11 years ago

This incredible stat makes Man United’s loss to FC Midtjylland even more embarrassing
If you watched Manchester United slump to a 2-1 defeat to FC Midtjylland, you’d be forgiven for thinking that the Danish champions are pretty handy when it comes to racking up the goals. They might have only scored twice past Sergio Romero, but the Argentine had to be on top form to keep it at […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Louis van Gaal finds a different excuse for Manchester United shock defeat in Denmark
Another dismal performance from Manchester United, and the spotlight was once again turned on Louis van Gaal. Amongst other things, such as the injury to David De Gea and Jesse Lingard’s failure to convert a couple of chances, the United boss suggested that the defeat to FC Midtjylland was down to ‘the law of Murphy’. […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Travelling Man United fans rip into team with expletive-laden chant
You have to feel for Manchester United supporters that made the trip to Denmark. After contending with the unusually high ticket prices for the game with FC Midtjylland, the travelling fans vented their frustration at their team after they lost, 2-1. https://twitter.com/dangerousattack/status/700422441701605376 With a return leg next week, United face a difficult task if they […]
11 years ago

‘Moyes could have done better!’ Man United fans react on Twitter as their team reach a new low
Billed by some as the perfect fixture to ease the pressure on Louis van Gaal, Manchester United’s trip to FC Midtjylland was another game to forget. Having taken a lead through Memphis Depay, the Danish champions replied with two goals either side of half-time, to condemn United to another away defeat in Europe. Unsurprisingly, their […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Sergio Romero pulls off one of the saves of the season as he steps in for injured David De Gea
Following a late injury to David de Gea, Sergio Romero was given a rare start for Manchester United in Denmark. FC Midtjylland had cancelled Memphis Depay’s opener out just before half time, but the home side would have taken a lead on 62 minutes had it not been for for an incredible save from the […]
11 years ago

Manchester United fans round on Michael Carrick after sloppy pass gifts FC Midtjylland an equaliser
Having taken the lead in Denmark, Manchester United were quickly pegged back by a Sisto equaliser. https://twitter.com/NPlayerVine/status/700390811515674624 The Ugandan finished well, but his life was made much easier when he was presented the ball by the usually reliable Michael Carrick. Within minutes, United fans were raging at their longest serving midfielder. If Carrick insists on playing […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Memphis Depay gives Manchester United the lead in Denmark
Manchester United took the lead against FC Midtjylland, seconds after the home team missed a glorious chance to open the scoring. Having spurned a one on one with Sergio Romero, Memphis Depay scrambled the ball in to the Midtjylland goal. Memphis's goal vs Midjtylland #MUFC https://t.co/JDu0IYJz1A — MUFC Scoop (@MUFCScoop) February 18, 2016
11 years ago

VIDEO: Cody Garbrandt on his Ultimate Fighter charge at Conor McGregor
Considered
11 years ago

Starting Line-ups: Manchester United make changes for trip to FC Midtjylland
Two legs against FC Midtjylland isn’t exactly the kind of glamorous European tie that Manchester United have been used to over recent years, but given their position in the Premier League, success in the Europa League could represent their best chance of returning to the Champions League next season. Following the news that Wayne Rooney will miss the […]
11 years ago

PIC: Mark Zuckerberg takes a subtle dig at Kanye West’s plea for $1billion
This looks like a no
11 years ago

Research reveals the ridiculous amount of sugar in our favourite hot drinks
You may have had an inkling, but this is truly startling. We all know that there is a lot of sugar in the coffees and hot chocolates we buy, but this is alarming altogether. Action on Sugar has conducted research on over one hundred hot beverages and the results are eye-opening. The study found that Starbucks’ […]
11 years ago

A UK company is hiring for what sounds like the best job ever
Get your CV in here!
11 years ago

PICS: This is what the ideal man’s body looks like around the world
Expectations
11 years ago

PIC: These disastrous road markings are encouraging drivers to do the impossible
What a catastrophe this is… We’re not saying that marking the roads is an easy job by any stretch, but there are a few rookie errors you’d think it wouldn’t be too difficult to avoid. This example of hilariously unfortunate Irish road marking comes from Iveragh Road in County Kerry and features some deeply unhelpful if not dangerous […]
11 years ago

LISTEN: Kanye West went on a NSFW backstage rant for the ages before SNL appearance
“Don’t f**k with me”
11 years ago

The full extent of Man United’s ludicrous injury list
It’s like an episode of casualty. As Louis van Gaal tries in vain to turn the tide of disenchantment at Old Trafford and save his job as the manager of Man United, he is facing something of an injury crisis. Following the headline news that Wayne Rooney would miss up to two months due to knee ligament […]
11 years ago

Marriage counsellors blame these two types of behaviour for relationships ending
Are you guilty of one?
11 years ago

Danny Welbeck ‘hospitalised an Arsenal fan’ with his last gasp winner
Are you Ramsey in disguise?
11 years ago

Adam Johnson ‘wanted girl to send naked picture on Snapchat’, court told
‘He offered to meet her for money’
11 years ago

PIC: Dad accidentally puts his d*ck on his Snapchat story…and his daughter sees
He c*cked this right up
11 years ago

European MPs call for an investigation in to Gareth Bale’s Real Madrid transfer
Bale-out
11 years ago

Spotify gives you a really passive-aggressive message when you search for Kanye’s new album
Ah, The Life of Pablo. Kanye’s latest album has been shrouded in a mist composed of equal parts mystery and controversy. He’s renamed it a billion times, he’s punctuated press releases by claiming the innocence of alleged rapist Bill Cosby and he’s been Twitter beefing to beat the band. There has also been shifts in […]
11 years ago

Help Leonardo DiCaprio finally get his Oscar in addictive new game
It’s getting so desperate for Leonardo DiCaprio to win an Oscar a video game has been created to help the star. The Hollywood actor is yet to win an Academy Award so ‘Leo’s Red Carpet Rampage’, enables gamers to help the star get his hands on one of the elusive prizes. The arcade-style platform game […]
11 years ago