Obviously an Augustus Gloop moment Emergency services were called to an M&M factory after two people fell into a tank of chocolate, believed to be around waist height. Lancaster County dispatched emergency services to an M&M/Mars factory in Elizabethtown, Pennsylvania, after a rather sticky situation emerged. No injuries were reported from the scene but two […]

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Who knew M&M’s were so sexy A Fox News Host has revealed that he is no longer attracted to M&M’s after the companies decision to rebrand them as more “inclusive”. Tucker Carlson, who is most known for his long rants about everything from Democrats to identity politics, has said he now finds the chocolate characters […]

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