Kim Jong-Un orders North Koreans to check women for ‘unsocialist’ breast implants
There has been a harsh crackdown on breast implants which has been labelled ‘capitalist’. Kim Jong-Un has ordered North Koreans to check women for ‘unsocialist’ breast implants. The leader is reported to be using undercover agents and neighbourhood patrols to catch those carrying out and undergoing cosmetic procedures. Furthermore, those who are caught face being sent […]
6 months ago
North Korea arrests four officials over ‘disastrous’ warship launch
Kim Jong Un wasn’t best pleased with last week’s unveiling Four individuals have been arrested in conjunction with a botched warship launch in North Korea. Last week it was reported that the bottom of a brand-new 5,000-tonne navy destroyer was partially crushed at the ceremony, causing huge balancing issues. Now, the country’s state media agency […]
10 months ago
Kim Jong-un reveals he’s banned coverage of Spurs in North Korea
The North Korean leader must be an Arsenal fan. Kim Jong-un has reportedly banned Tottenham Hotspur matches from being broadcast in North Korea. According to NDTV, the despot’s regime insists no games involving teams with players from their leader’s hated neighbours – South Korea – are broadcast there. Currently, there are three South Korean players plying […]
1 year ago
North Korea sends troops to fight with Russia in Ukraine, says South Korea
Up to as many as 12,000 troops could join forces with Russia North Korea has started sending troops to fight with Russia in Ukraine according to South Korea’s spy agency. The accusation comes just days after Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky said he believed 10,000 North Korean soldiers could join the war, based on intelligence information. […]
1 year ago
Travel company opens sign-up for ‘North Korean Benidorm’
The resort will be able to accommodate 100,000 visitors at a time when it opens next year Brits can register their interest in the so-called ‘Benidorm of North Korea’ after a travel company opened a sign-up page for a resort which is due to open next year. After several delays to its completion, the resort […]
1 year ago
North Korea censors Alan Titchmarsh’s trousers in fight against capitalism
Titchmarsh’s trousers proved too controversial for the repressive state’s national broadcaster. There are few images as constant on British television screens as Alan Titchmarsh kneeling down in soil while wearing a tweed jacket of some sort. Apparently, the 74-year-old gardener is always on the box over in North Korea too, so much so that he’s […]
2 years ago