Farm worker kicked to death while ‘trying to have sex with cow’
The man was found unconscious on the ground wearing a condom with the open wrapper beside him. A farm worker in rural Brazil was reportedly kicked to death after attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a cow. According to Brazilian outlet Metrópoles, the 45-year-old was found unconscious on the ground by his boss wearing a […]
1 year ago
Internet sensation Emmanuel the Emu left fighting for his life after deadly avian flu outbreak
The farm he lives on was struck by a ‘massive tragedy’ Internet sensation Emmanuel the Emu is fighting for his life after his farm was hit by an aggressive bout of deadly avian flu. Emmanuel lives at Knuckle Bump Farms in south Florida and is cared for by Taylor Blake. The pair shot to fame […]
3 years ago
Angry local jumps in front of combine harvester to complain about his dusty sandwich
He was not happy An incensed local jumped in front of a combine harvester to complain about his sandwich being covered in dust. Footage posted by Eleanor Gilbert showed the man blocking the progress of the 16-tonne vehicle as it was harvesting in a wheat field. He can then be seen complaining that his ‘family […]
3 years ago
Investigation opened up into Jeremy Clarkson’s new restaurant – after he found a ‘delightful little loophole’ to open it
The restaurant serves locally-sourced food and doesn’t “cater to the faddy”, according to its website Jeremy Clarkson’s local council has launched an investigation into his new restaurant -after he found a ‘‘delightful little loophole’’ to open it. The ‘Clarkson’s Farm’ star’s ‘Diddly Squat’ eatery has long been hampered by local residents and planning laws. But […]
3 years ago
Jeremy Clarkson’s Range Rover dumped with compost by eco-protestors
We didn’t think you could compost cars… Climate protestors dumped three tonnes of mushroom compost over Jeremy Clarkson’s Range Rover in an incident that left the presenter gobsmacked. Outside Clarkson’s Diddly Squat farm shop in Chadlington, Oxfordshire, protestors stood defiantly as they waved banners reading “Soil has feeling, Clarkson doesn’t.” The shop has long since […]
4 years ago
Jeremy Clarkson’s farm is being targeted by swingers
Old Mcdonald had a farm, and on that farm, he had…swingers? Jeremy Clarkson’s farm, where he films the series by the same name, is reportedly being used to host secret swinging sex parties. Though nothing has been officially confirmed, sources from the swinging community have been speaking out about their farm frolics. According to The […]
4 years ago