Count Binface gives ‘victory speech’ after winning more than a quarter of vote in Clacton by-election
‘I came first in the Clacton by-election!’ Count Binface has given a ‘victory speech’ after becoming the best performing comedy candidate in an election of all time. Binface has been the face of the by-election campaign down in Clacton ever since Farage resigned from the seat and the major parties pulled out of standing a […]
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Parliamentary watchdog immediately reopens Farage investigation after Clacton by-election
They didn’t waste any time The investigation into Nigel Farage over accusations that he failed to declare gifts and donations has resumed, the website of Parliament’s standards commissioner has confirmed in an update. Previously, the website stated that the process had been suspended from 8 July, when Farage resigned to stand for reelection in Clacton. […]
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Police contest claim Farage was told to avoid Clacton count due to “credible threat”
Doesn’t sound too credible Nigel Farage’s claims that he was told by officers not to attend the election count due to a “credible threat” against him have been contested by police. As he told supporters that he had won “fairly convincingly”, the Reform UK leader added that he would not attend the official declaration of […]
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Nigel Farage wins Clacton by-election ahead of Count Binface – full results here
The result everyone expected Nigel Farage has won the Clacton by-election comfortably ahead of 33 other candidates mostly there for a laugh after the major parties boycotted the vote. We all know the story by now, Farage stepped down from his seat claiming he wanted to fight an election “against the establishment” although also conveniently […]
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Count Binface says he is ‘bin it to win it’as people in Clacton take to the polls
“I didn’t expect to be given the mantle of His Majesty’s Official Opposition!” It’s finally arrived, the titanic political battle for the ages between Count Binface and Nigel Farage for the parliamentary seat of Clacton. On Thursday, the polls opened in the Essex constituency, with the Count and Farage two of a record 34 candidates standing in the by-election. […]
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People can’t get enough of Count Binface’s brilliant answer to US interviewer
This is absolutely brilliant. This has been an election campaign trail for the ages from Count Binface, the likes of which we probably will never see again. The moment the intergalactic space warrior realised he was going to be Nigel Farage’s main opponent in the Clacton by-election, he’s taken the opportunity with both hands. Binface has been up […]
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