Count Binface gives ‘victory speech’ after winning more than a quarter of vote in Clacton by-election
‘I came first in the Clacton by-election!’ Count Binface has given a ‘victory speech’ after becoming the best performing comedy candidate in an election of all time. Binface has been the face of the by-election campaign down in Clacton ever since Farage resigned from the seat and the major parties pulled out of standing a […]
2 weeks ago
Clacton by-election: Farage skips count after claiming plot to humiliate him
Why this Clacton by-election was called Nigel Farage has become the first winning parliamentary candidate in more than 40 years to miss his own victory declaration. Farage stayed away from the Clacton by-election count after claiming police warned him of a plot to disrupt the result. The Reform leader spent the night at “Farage Fest”, […]
2 weeks ago
Nigel Farage wins Clacton by-election ahead of Count Binface – full results here
The result everyone expected Nigel Farage has won the Clacton by-election comfortably ahead of 33 other candidates mostly there for a laugh after the major parties boycotted the vote. We all know the story by now, Farage stepped down from his seat claiming he wanted to fight an election “against the establishment” although also conveniently […]
2 weeks ago
Count Binface says he is ‘bin it to win it’as people in Clacton take to the polls
“I didn’t expect to be given the mantle of His Majesty’s Official Opposition!” It’s finally arrived, the titanic political battle for the ages between Count Binface and Nigel Farage for the parliamentary seat of Clacton. On Thursday, the polls opened in the Essex constituency, with the Count and Farage two of a record 34 candidates standing in the by-election. […]
3 weeks ago
People can’t get enough of Count Binface’s brilliant answer to US interviewer
This is absolutely brilliant. This has been an election campaign trail for the ages from Count Binface, the likes of which we probably will never see again. The moment the intergalactic space warrior realised he was going to be Nigel Farage’s main opponent in the Clacton by-election, he’s taken the opportunity with both hands. Binface has been up […]
3 weeks ago
WATCH: Count Binface addresses nation ‘from edge of space’
He sent his message high into the atmosphere Count Binface’s election campaign for the ages just hit new heights after he addressed the nation, and specifically Clacton-on-Sea, ‘from the edge of space’. The self-proclaimed intergalactic space warrior has been doing most of his door-knocking and canvassing from terrafirma since throwing his hat into the by-election […]
3 weeks ago