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07th Jun 2017

You’re Alexis Sanchez, and it’s about bloody time you decided your future

Fortunately, this will help you make a decision...

Simon Lloyd

You’re Alexis Sanchez… but you already knew that, didn’t you?

After three seasons plying your trade at The Emirates, you’ve a big decision to make. Sign that new deal that Arsene Wenger’s been wafting under your nose for the last six months or jump ship.

You could risk the wrath of the Arsenal supporters by moving across town to Chelsea. Alternatively, you could join your old boss Pep up north in Manchester. Or what about Bayern Munich? They’re sniffing around, too. Failing all these, there’s always the option of raking it in over in China.

But how will you decide, Alexis? HOW?

Fortunately, we’ve made life a hell of a lot easier for you. Simply answer the questions below and we’ll calculate where you should be playing your football by the end of summer. You’re welcome, pal.