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You’d hate to have this cursed striker in your 5-a-side team

Published 18:22 19 Jul 2015 BST

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You’d hate to have this cursed striker in your 5-a-side team

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As Oscar Wilde once said: "To miss an open goal may be regarded as a misfortune; to then block your teammate's shot on goal is f*cking diabolical..."

Atletico Paranaense forward Crysan did just that. First he missed an absolute sitter when it was easier to score, then he stopped his strike partner's effort on the goal line, causing the ball to ricochet into the goalkeeper's gloves. The Brazilian striker was last seen trying to find a hole to crawl into. And failing.

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You'd hate to have this cursed striker in your 5-a-side team