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26th Aug 2015

Yaya Toure’s ultimate 5-a-side team selection might upset his Man City teammates


No Aguero, no Silva, no Kompany, no Hart.

There was no predicting Yaya Toure’s ultimate five-a-side team as he opted for a Barca-heavy line-up.

Sound fellas as we are, we’re completely cool with Toure’s decision to start Lionel Messi and Carles Puyol as both are two of the best players ever in their respective positions.

But choosing Samuel Eto’o over Sergio Aguero doesn’t sit well with us, nor does the selection of Rafael Marquez over Gerard Pique or Vincent Kompany.

The most bizarre pick of all is the fact that Toure has given the goalkeeper’s gloves to Jean-Jacques Tizié ahead of Barcelona legend Victor Valdes or England number one Joe Hart.

That’s what failure to buy a birthday cake gets you.