We want to badly to believe that what we're about to show you is real.
Wrestler Joey Ryan appeared to be in a bit of trouble in a recent fight when his opponent, Danshoku Dino, grabbed him by his tender bits.
But Ryan doesn't d*ck around in the ring, as he overpowers Dino using the incredible power of his abnormally strong penis to neutralise his opponent.
It's exactly as strange and amazing as it sounds...
https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/672099724971806720
Don't let anyone tell you wrestling is fake.
