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Published 12:40 14 Nov 2016 GMT

"I got my money on this n**** Khabib. I never heard of him, but the way I'm seeing it he fuck this n**** up."An incredible feat considering he had clearly never seen Khabib Nurmagomedov fight before, he had never heard of him nor did he know how to pronounce his admittedly very tricky name.
"I got Khabib Nurmagebov...dabov against anybody at lightweight, whoever lightweight."A short pause was followed by a puff of smoke entering the shot and then came the analysis that would put the likes of Dan Hardy and Brian Stann to shame.
"Khabib playing games putting his nuts in his face and all kinds of shit."He then enlightened his audience (some dude called Shaggy) on a rule in the sport that may have come into play at that moment in the fight.
"He hit him with the elbow backwards if he wanted to, Shaggy. You know that, right?"Snoop knew at this point that it was game over, although he initially thought Khabib was trying to choke Johnson's arm unconscious.
"He ready to do something to choke this n**** out and get him submit. Told you he want the submission. He feeling like this n**** gonna submit."When it was all over, he had his facts straight.
"Wow! N**** 24-0. He a bad motherfucker. That's my new n**** now."What are you waiting for, UFC? Hire this guy already. You've got PPV gold right there. Catch up with the latest episode of Football Friday Live here
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