VIDEO: Angry (and hilarious) Van Gaal has a go at “fat man” journalist for criticising Rooney

Hell hath no fury like Louis van Gall scorned.

We've said it before and we'll say it again - if Man United were half as entertaining as the Dutchman's press conferences, they'd be flying. Following Tuesday's 3-3 draw with Newcastle United - which was admittedly a cracking game - Van Gaal was bullish in his post-match press conference. But the real entertainment came at the end of the conference, during a question about Wayne Rooney's return to form against the Magpies. Wrapping up after praising Rooney, Van Gaal said: "We don't speak anymore about Rooney. You have criticised him. I don't. You! You too..." whilst pointing at one journalist in particular. In order to make it clear exactly which of the congregated press he was referring to, a departing Van Gaal exclaimed: "...fat man there!" Of course the room howled with laughter. Brilliant...

LVG speaking to reporters after Newcastle. Points out those who previously criticised Rooney..."You too, fat man!" pic.twitter.com/aVw3ewEkoK

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