Useless Real Madrid cost Benitez three points – and one poor punter €14,233

It's the stuff of betting nightmares.

You've put on an eight game accumulator, and after the first seven games have miraculously finished as draws - just as you predicted - a Real Madrid victory will make this a very, very good weekend. Incredibly, your €1.50 bet is on the verge of earning you a whopping €14,223 payout. Bale, Ronaldo, Modric, etc against the youngest side in La Liga - what could possibly go wrong? Nil f**king nil. We can only imagine how this poor lad/lass is feeling...