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Published 23:01 22 Apr 2015 BST
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Real Madrid manager Carlo Ancelotti is still smarting from the fact that Ben Affleck beat him to the role of Batman. So much so that he's seriously considering taking things into his own hands in the true spirit of Gotham's favourite son. Watch your back, Affleck...
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