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The nine stages of anger a Manchester United fan goes through after a loss

Published 10:59 15 Mar 2017 GMT

Updated 11:00 15 Mar 2017 GMT

Conan Doherty
The nine stages of anger a Manchester United fan goes through after a loss

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Football is a pain in the arse.

Every fan is biased. Every fan is emotional. Every fan is irrational. Manchester United have lost a lot more big games in the last half decade than they have in a long, long time and it's getting downright hard to get used to. That culminates in a lot of aggression whenever another trophy invariably gets away from them. Here's nine stages we've seen many a United fan go through following a defeat. 1. Fellaini. It's always Fellaini's fault. Not now. Not now. 2. Who the f**k are you to slag Fellaini? 3. Getting hipster with your criticism now. 4. Everybody stay calm. Sort of. 5. Everybody f**k off. 6. The referee is a Scouser. 7. The money. The bloody money. It ain't that bad. 8. Remember you used to slag Liverpool fans for looking at history? 9. Now uncontrollably pissed off seeking people out late at night. Catch up with this week's episode of 888sport Football Friday Live

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