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Published 18:40 18 Mar 2017 GMT
Updated 18:45 18 Mar 2017 GMT

Surprise, surprise, Skrtel is still playing as a defender at Fenerbahce, but there's one major difference - he's like Leo f**kin' Messi with the ball at his feet.
At least that's judging from this sensational solo effort he scored during his side's match against Konyaspor on Friday.
Skrtel took possession of the ball inside his own half, then just took off quicker than Forrest Gump towards the opposition.
Just like the titular Ping Pong champion/war hero/Shrimp empire king/Elvis Presley choreographer, Skrtel just refused to stop running.
He skipped past four players until he got to... eh, 'close enough' to the edge of the box and decided to have a crack at goal. The goalkeeper got a paw to his low, drilled effort, but there was enough force behind it to take it into the back of the net.
Despite his stunner, Fenerbahce still lost the game 3-2, so maybe he is just as bad at defending as we all remember.
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