It's official! Gerard Pique is 180 degrees handsome

It is a question that has flummoxed football pundits and face experts alike for decades, but finally we have an answer - it is possible to be any-ways-up handsome...

Shakira's husband, a professional footballer by the name of Gerard Pique, has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that upside/downside lushness is a thing. Mr Pique, who is a defender at FC Barcelona, tweeted the following picture on Twitter, with the extremely humorous caption 'Crazy hair!': pique1

This was just the breakthrough that science was waiting for. The image was then passed through a complicated process called Rotate 180° to confirm for sure whether it was indeed a case of handstand hunkiness... pique2

The results were conclusive. Pique goes from 'Spanish hunk' to 'Hipster spunk' within the spin of a protractor, thereby proving that 180 degrees handsome is not only possible but actually walks amongst us in human form. Well done Gerard - and more to the point congratulations Shakira, for having such a perfect wedded husband! Lucky b*tch.

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