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Published 19:34 9 Feb 2019 GMT
Is this it, getting rinsed by a dictionary for no reason? Is this the most purely Everton thing possible? Because it's definitely up there. They could have used literally anything as an example. And yet they chose Everton. They chose Everton and stuck it up on the internet for all to see along with words like misery, and sorrow, and heartache, and heartbreak. Despair, dejection, desolation, depression. And Everton.
To all the Everton fans out there: I'm sorry for bringing this to your attention. I'm even more sorry for bringing it to the attention of the Liverpool fan who immediately tagged you in the replies. If it's any consolation, I support Aston Villa. I love them and I hate them and over the years the pain they have brought me far outweighs the joy. But I think that's the whole point and I think you already know that by now.
Woe isn't me after all. Woe is Everton.
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