Zach Johnson - Open champion, Joaquin Phoenix-lookalike and cruel b*stard.
Johnson came through a three-man play-off to claim the Open Championship on Monday when Louis Oosthuizen's vital putt failed to nestle in the cup.
Johnson's caddie Damon Green attempted to celebrate with a high five. He waited...and waited...and waited.
Evil Johnson was having none of it and simply stared at his caddie...
Green shouldn't feel too bad - here's a collection of some of the most toe-curling high five hangings in sport...
If you're ever on the end of a non-high five, this is the only face-saving course of action...