Can you do better/worse than these terrible Halloween footballer puns?

Can you do any better than this?

With a packed football schedule this Halloween, we asked for the best/worst puns you can come up with - hoping for some to rival our own efforts 'Louis van Ghoul' and 'Spectre Boollerin'. https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/660420896566419456 We've had plenty of replies so far, but we're sure there are some even more terrible puns out there... https://twitter.com/YNWAlid/status/660422940110929920 https://twitter.com/Ceemack37/status/660424991280902146 https://twitter.com/Catsarse_/status/660422571654037504 https://twitter.com/HaraldArsenal/status/660422060057997313 https://twitter.com/chrislegend85/status/660423217136447488 And fair play to Enda, who managed to squeeze two puns into one name! https://twitter.com/endabolger/status/660424988562989056 Have you got any more to send our way? How about Robin Vampire-sie or Martin Scare-tl? Let us know - the worse, the better!