Poor Ashley Young.
The Manchester United winger-come-wingback decided to take to Twitter on Christmas Day to wish everyone a very merry festive day. Surely he'd be greeted with similar salutations of the season? Wrong.
https://twitter.com/youngy18/status/680406376720515072
In fairness, the 30-year-old kind of preempted some p*sstaking by making reference to his rather colourful blouse shirt. But that didn't stop followers making mirth about...well, just about everything.
People criticised his tree...
https://twitter.com/lee_2805/status/680461263261052928
https://twitter.com/culturekhan/status/680407580636770304
Made reference to his diving...
https://twitter.com/JuanMataTouch/status/680406415563960320
https://twitter.com/tenkorang3000s/status/680480624365420545
Recalled a bird sh*tting in his mouth...
https://twitter.com/TheJuanTwo/status/680406491631718401
https://twitter.com/Ricardjames/status/680481554683015168
Called his garish clothing...
https://twitter.com/davepj81/status/680438542452035584
https://twitter.com/samditchfield/status/680496495615979520
https://twitter.com/chibob11/status/680406619512025089
And mostly mocked his daft hat...
https://twitter.com/RonniMcF42/status/680530517360525312
https://twitter.com/elliottdawson97/status/680416153584447488
https://twitter.com/SiHill88/status/680507317234827264