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Published 16:44 22 Aug 2018 BST
Updated 21:32 22 Aug 2018 BST

LB: Patrice Evra
He loves this game. He really does. But nobody is currently employing him to play it. He last played for West Ham under David Moyes' management. Unfortunately for Evra, it looks like Moyes' next job will be for the USA men's national team. So, unless he can forge a new passport, he might be waiting a while before his next match.
DM: Yaya Touré
After a glittering eight years with Manchester City, the Ivorian midfielder bid farewell in the most fitting way: by lifting a Premier League trophy. He does not dominate games in the way he used to, bulldozing through helpless midfielders, but he can still pull the strings from deep and could be a useful addition for several Premier League clubs if they can protect him effectively.
CM: Claudio Marchisio
Seven time Serie A winner, still only 32, Marchisio is possibly the best free agent on the market. A sequence of injuries saw him fall down the pecking order at Juve and he was allowed to leave after 25 years at the club this summer, but his experience at the highest level would make him a solid addition for a side in need of back up in central midfield.
CM: Jack Rodwell
It was him or Claudio Yacob, alright?
AM: Samir Nasri
He's given both defenders and managers nightmares throughout his career, but was largely impressive during his time at Sevilla. His spell in Turkey was less successful, but under the right manager, his creativity could be seriously useful for teams in the bottom half who have a solid base to build on. It should be noted that he received a doping ban, starting in July 2017, but can train with any club from November this year. He'll need a bit of time to get his fitness up to scratch...
CF: Dimitar Berbatov
It's been eight years since that hat-trick against Liverpool, but one does not simply lose a touch that good. You'd have to be really, really desperate to sign him, but he would provide guaranteed entertainment and several moments that make you gasp, even if he doesn't score.
CF: Dieumerci Mbokani
You may remember Mbokani from teams such as Norwich City, Hull City and Dynamo Kyiv. The DR Congo striker once scored a backheel nutmeg for Norwich which, in my book, is enough to earn a lifetime contract. Somebody please sign him.

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