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Published 22:22 14 Aug 2020 BST

2. "Me cago en tu puta madre."
3. "I refuse to look any of these pricks in the face."
4. "Fuck, not only are we 4-1 down, but I left the oven on."
5. "I wish I was playing with you, David."
6. "Don't look at me, Frenkie. You're meant to be the future."
7. "Vamos a Paris, Sergio?"
8. "I give up."
9. "What the fuck am I still doing here?"

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